- Claudia Finnerty: Hi, Connie! How are you doing?
- Connie O'Keefe: [Hugs Claudia, to her surprise] Great! I took your advice and went out and got some! And it was *so* good!
- Claudia Finnerty: Well, now that you got some, you should stop and not get any more!
- Claudia Finnerty: How could you let this happen again?
- Eddie Finnerty: It just happened! The woman is uncontrollable! She has a thing for me! It's like I'm the Devil's candy or something.
- Brad O'Keefe: Mrs. Finnerty, are you trying to seduce me?
- Claudia Finnerty: [Shoves him away, aghast] No! I'm trying to make you feel better!
- Brad O'Keefe: By seducing me?
- Brad O'Keefe: It's not supposed to be a green alien, it's supposed to be a gray alien!
- Sean Finnerty: It's the only kind they had.
- Brad O'Keefe: It's the only kind the government *wants* you to have!
- Sean Finnerty: Well, I got the piñata.
- Lily Finnerty: No! It's not supposed to be a green alien, it's supposed to be a gray alien, like the ones the Army is hiding from us in Roswell!
- Sean Finnerty: I think you and Brad have been spending too much time together.