- Sean Finnerty: Oh, God, baby. I just came from Jimmy's room. Have you noticed how much he just...
- Claudia Finnerty: Stinks?
- Sean Finnerty: Yes. Yeah, and you know it's bad if *I* notice it.
- Claudia Finnerty: Yep. It's getting to be that time.
- Sean Finnerty: Ah, yes. Puberty, you nasty bitch! You've reared your ugly head in our house once again.
- Claudia Finnerty: Maybe that explains why he's been acting so strange lately.
- Sean Finnerty: Yeah, he's been really withdrawn. I mean, puberty does that: makes you stinky, moody, horny.
- Claudia Finnerty: Yeah. So when's yours gonna be over?
- Sean Finnerty: I'm not moody.
- Claudia Finnerty: Never!
- [she chuckles]
- Claudia Finnerty: I'll just have a little talk with him.
- Sean Finnerty: Oh, baby, no, no, no, no, no. This is about bodily smells and hair and testosterone. No, this is no place for a woman. This is Dad territory.
- Claudia Finnerty: Oh, all right. Well, if he has any questions about cramps or cooking, just send him my way.
- Eddie Finnerty: [Shielding a paper bag from Sean] It's for Jimmy!
- Sean Finnerty: [Grabbing the bag from Eddie] You got him deodorant.
- Eddie Finnerty: Kid don't smell good, Sean.
- Sean Finnerty: I know. I'm gonna have a talk with him.
- Eddie Finnerty: Don't talk to him. Just give him the deodorant!
- Sean Finnerty: The only thing you've raised is weed. I'm not gonna take parenting advice from *you*!