- Lily Finnerty: It's a lot of work to touch a young life. Maybe you should get a Little Sister, Mom.
- Claudia Finnerty: I have three kids and I'm pregnant!
- Lily Finnerty: [Snootily] It's not a competition, Mom.
- Jessica: Actually, I can't stay. My family's moving to North Carolina. I just wanted to stop by and thank you for all you've done. I got a lot out of it.
- Lily Finnerty: Really?
- Jessica: Yes. I'll always think of you when I'm ironing other people's clothes.
- Lily Finnerty: [Lamenting] My Little Sister's moving to North Carolina!
- Eddie Finnerty: Who's gonna do your nails?
- Claudia Finnerty: You won $1500? You told me it was $1000!
- Lily Finnerty: Yes. $1000 is part of $1500.
- Claudia Finnerty: What were you gonna do with the other $500?
- Lily Finnerty: Buy something special for the baby.
- Claudia Finnerty: What?
- Lily Finnerty: TIVO!
- Claudia Finnerty: It's not like I broke it on purpose!
- Sean Finnerty: Did you?
- Claudia Finnerty: It was an accident! It wasn't like that Alice Cooper painting!
- Sean Finnerty: I can't believe you burnt that painting!
- Claudia Finnerty: That was 12 years ago!
- Sean Finnerty: That took me four months to paint! Do you know how hard it is to paint a guillotine in motion?
- Lily Finnerty: Jessica!
- [Jessica grimaces before turning around]
- Lily Finnerty: I thought you were moving to North Carolina!
- Jessica: I am.
- Lily Finnerty: Who's this, then?
- [Indicates the older girl with Jessica]
- Jessica: Oh. This is my mom. Come on, Mom! Our plane leaves in 10 minutes!
- Lily Finnerty: She's in my class!