Growing Pains (TV Series)

Ben's Movie (1990)

Jeremy Miller: Ben Seaver

Quotes 

• Dr. Jason Seaver : [the first shot in Ben's film is of a title card: "This motion picture is rated 'R'... and we all know what *that* means"]  Ben, if this movie isn't dirty, then why did you rate it "R"?

  Ben Seaver : Because no kid wants to see a movie these days, unless it's rated "R".

  [Mike comes in; what perfect timing!] 

  Mike Seaver : Hi, Ben - Wow, your movie's rated "R"? I'm watching it!

  Ben Seaver : See what I mean?

  [whispered aside] 

  Ben Seaver : Thanks, Mike; you saved my life.

  Dr. Jason Seaver : Consider it a stay of execution.