Quotes
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Festus : I swear, the only difference in women is in their size. Some are big, and some are little.
Letty Cassidy : You don't like women, do you?
Festus : Sure, I like 'em fine. And I'll tell ya one thing, a drink or two helps out.
Letty Cassidy : Then let's go to a saloon!
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Matt Dillon : That's the worst part of this job, being a jailer.
Festus : That's what you get for taking prisoners alive.
