Coach Bill Fuller: [Teddy has been caught with a pack of cigarettes] ... Guys, we need to talk about something -- about your health. Namely, cigarettes... Teddy, you want to fill them in?
Teddy Broadis: ...Well, I've been doing it since the summer. I only have one or two a day; it's no big deal.
Julie Connor: [DELETED LINE] Remember Jack Cassidy? He didn't think it was a big deal, either. Then one night he dozed off while smoking in his apartment, and dropped an ash on his couch. It started a fire, and gutted the place with him in it.
Danny Mellon: [DELETED LINE] Wow... I've heard about people dying in their sleep, but never like that.
Julie Connor: [DELETED LINE] And all it took was one cigarette, Teddy. Not a whole pack, not even half a pack, *just one*.
Coach Bill Fuller: All right, guys, hold that thought. Maybe Teddy has a good reason why he does it.
Danny Mellon: He told us he was doing it to lose weight; right, Teddy?
Teddy Broadis: ...Okay, I made that up. I smoke because it makes me feel good, and it calms me down.
Coach Bill Fuller: That's the nicotine talking, man. And if it makes you feel so good, then tell me why you've been dragging your butt at practice.
Teddy Broadis: ...It's no big deal; I can quit anytime.
Coach Bill Fuller: No kidding?
Teddy Broadis: Yeah, I quit twice this week already... and four times last week... and three times the week before that.
Coach Bill Fuller: In other words, you can't quit.
Teddy Broadis: ...Hey, I'm not hooked; anyway, they're just cigarettes.
Michael Manning: [DELETED LINE] Just cigarettes, huh? You know who else kept saying that? Walt Disney -- until he died of cancer.
Vince D'Amata: [DELETED LINE] Cancer... That's what killed Sammy Davis Jr. to boot, wasn't it?
Michael Manning: [DELETED LINE] Well, he was another heavy smoker; so that wouldn't surprise me.
Coach Bill Fuller: [DELETED LINE] Yeah, you're both right. And then there's Dick York; emphysema took him, not long ago. Actually, smoking kills an average of 3 million people a year -- famous and otherwise.