- Bo: Hey, buddy, I'd get lost if I were you.
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: First of all, my name ain't Buddy. And second of all, you ain't me, you creep. And, uh, since you don't go too much for talking, how about if I put my knuckles where your mouth is?
- Bo: You think you can take the three of us?
- Arthur 'Fonzie' Fonzarelli: Well, we'll never know. Two of you left.
- Bo: Trying to move in on my date?
- Richie Cunningham: Oh, well, I see that she's not wearing a ring or anything, so I figure she's not going steady.
- Bo: Listen, pal, I've lost three girls to smooth-talking musicians. You know what I mean?
- Richie Cunningham: Well, I'm not a very smooth talker, and I'm not much of a musician either.
- Bo: Now, I'm going to punch you out as a lesson to all musicians. Meet me at the birdbath in five minutes.
- Richie Cunningham: I don't even know where the birdbath is.
- Bo: Ask a pigeon.
- Richie Cunningham: [to Carol] I'll be right back.
- Carol Danson: Will you still call me?
- Richie Cunningham: If I'm able.