- Nurse: Mr. Orwell, why should I tell you anything?
- Harry Orwell: Because my feet hurt?
- Nurse: What?
- Harry Orwell: My feet hurt.
- Nurse: There's a podiatrist down the hall. Would you like to make an appointment?
- Harry Orwell: No I would rather you had pity on me and talk to me about Dr. Mangram because my feet hurt.
- [last lines]
- Spencer Johnson: Your father still alive, Harry?
- Harry Orwell: Yeah, he lives in Florida.
- Spencer Johnson: When's the last time you talked with him?
- [first lines]
- Spencer Johnson: Papa? Papa? What happened? What's going on?
- Lt. K.C. Trench: Your father and Mrs. Wayne decided to go shopping, Mr. Johnson. The wrong time, the wrong place.
- Jefferson Johnson: We had to get something to eat.
- Spencer Johnson: Harry, you can get me out of this?
- Harry Orwell: Yeah, I'll have to. You're the only mechanic that'll work on my car.