Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (TV Series)

Gone Efficien...t (2004)

Stephen Colbert: Myron Reducto, Phil Ken Sebben

Quotes 

• Phil Ken Sebben : Birdman, this is Dvd, our new efficiency expert.

  Harvey Birdman : Interesting name. Norweg...?

  Dvd : [briskly interrupting]  Was "David". I eliminated the vowels to save time.

  Phil Ken Sebben : Brllnt!

• Phil Ken Sebben : And it's been brought to my attention that you're not using both sides of the toilet paper. You're wasting a ply.

• [Klaxons sound as Harvey tries to obtain more bathroom tissue] 

  Phil Ken Sebben : [over the PA]  Attention employee! Attention employee! It is against Sebben & Sebben regulations to tamper with or disable toilet paper dispensers in the lavatories! You are allotted one sheet of tissue per visit.

  Harvey Birdman : *One* sheet?

  Phil Ken Sebben : Repeat: One sheet per visit.

  Peter Potamus : [appearing from under the stall partition]  Want mine? I ain't gonna use it.