Harvey Birdman, Attorney at Law (TV Series)

Very Personal Injury (2001)

Maurice LaMarche: Apache Chief, Announcer

Quotes 

• [Avenger is making a kettle of tea in the background] 

  Apache Chief : Well, I saved the town the other day, and uh... I saved the town and, anyway, afterwards I thought, "Man, a coffee would be nice." But, uh, I spilled it on my... lap.

  Harvey Birdman : Mmm-hmm.

  [the tea kettle whistle begins to sound] 

  Apache Chief : And, uh, wow, it was... hot. On my lap.

  Harvey Birdman : I'll bet...

  Apache Chief : Hotness... Crotch... Ouch!

  Harvey Birdman : Yeah, I... Ohhhh! W - Are you trying to say...?

  Apache Chief : I can no longer... enlarge.

  [the tea kettle whistle plaintively decays into silence] 

  Harvey Birdman : [crossing his legs and wincing]  Oh! Ohhh! Ohhhhh! Let's all go to the mountains, huh?

  [Apache Chief watches apprehensively as Avenger walks by with the tea service] 

  Harvey Birdman : I'll take the case! Nothing, huh? Not even first thing in the morning; little neeneeneeneeneey?