Have Gun - Will Travel (TV Series)

The Piano (1961)

Richard Boone: Paladin

Quotes 

• Sybil Lansing : I'm Sybil Lansing. My mother is Mrs. Bosley Lansing.

  Paladin : Oh, the woman, who at one time operated the most elaborate uh

  [hesitates and looks at Hey Boy for help] 

  Paladin : *saloon* in the Oklahoma Territory.

• Paladin : Franz Lister is here in America?

  Sybil Lansing : For $50,000 Mr. Paladin, I do believe Mr. Lister would play his precious piano in a Siberian igloo, wearing gloves, of course.

• Paladin : I must call your attention to the fact that we are NOT engaged in a Viennese operetta.

  Franz Lister : MR PALADIN!

  Paladin : Herr Lister, at the piano you are the acknowledged master. In this situation, I am.

• Franz Lister : Have you ever heard me play, Mr Paladin?

  Paladin : Regretfully no. But I'd very much like to make it possible.

  Franz Lister : Ach, it is an experience which never fails to impress, even myself. A divine providence saw fit to create out of the unity of a gypsy mother and a Hungarian cattle baron a human instrument of greatness.

• Paladin : I need six men. The job may be for three days or three weeks, We'll be covering rugged country and the men we're after are clever and dangerous. They stole a piano.