Paul Merton: Self - Team Captain

Quotes 

• Angela Rippon : Actually, before we go any further, can I just check something?

  Angus Deayton : All right...

  Angela Rippon : [to Ian]  Excuse me.

  [Angela gets up, goes over to Angus, sniffs around his collar, then goes back to her seat] 

  Angela Rippon : Thank you.

  Angus Deayton : Are you going to explain to everyone what happened there?

  Angela Rippon : Yes, I read somewhere that one of the critics always thought that you looked particularly well-deodorised on this programme, and I was just checking.

  Angus Deayton : And what's the verdict?

  Angela Rippon : [makes hand gesture indicating "average"]  Eh.

  Paul Merton : One of the critics said the other day I don't wear any underpants.