Boris Johnson: Self - Guest Presenter

Quotes 

• Boris Johnson : Good evening and welcome to Have I Got News For You. My name is Boris Johnson, and when I first appeared as a guest on this show, I complained that the whole thing was scripted, and rehearsed. I'd now like to complain in the strongest possible terms, that it isn't.

• Boris Johnson : On Paul's team is a presenter whose new Channel 5 show is called "God Almighty", which, coincidentally, is what most people said when they heard I was to present this show.