P.J. O'Rourke: Self

Quotes 

• Dr Phil Hammond : Don't you hope for a president with a three-digit I.Q.?

  P J O'Rourke : We're not a three-digit country.

• Robin Cook : [during a discussion about the Battle of Balaclava]  We *did* have the French on our side then.

  P.J. O'Rourke : We had them on our side in World War II, and a fat lot of good it did us.