Have I Got News for You (TV Series)
Episode #28.3 (2004)
Robin Cook: Self - Guest Presenter
Quotes
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Robin Cook : Good evening. I'll be hosting tonight's show, unless I have to resign on a point of principle halfway through.
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Robin Cook : With Ian Hislop is a man who travels to far flung places and upsets the locals - he should have a go at being Foreign Secretary - P.J.O'Rourke.
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Robin Cook : [describing Paul's guest] A doctor responsible for more smears then the Daily Mail - Dr. Phil Hammond.
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[after a clip of Robert Kilroy-Silk explaining the rules of Share or Shaft]
Robin Cook : Unfortunately, Robert, when you asked your party to share, they decided to shaft.
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Robin Cook : I've already been mistaken for Claire Short, I don't want to be mistaken for a Millwall fan.
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Robin Cook : I've already been mistaken on this show for a satanist. I don't want to be mistaken for a Milwall fan.
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[a Royal Navy Technician has been given permission to become a Satanist]
Robin Cook : His mother said 'He doesn't have an evil bone in his body.' No, he has them in a bloody biscuit tin under his bunk.
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Robin Cook : [during a discussion about the Battle of Balaclava] We *did* have the French on our side then.
P.J. O'Rourke : We had them on our side in World War II, and a fat lot of good it did us.
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Robin Cook : [on guest publication "The Tightwad Gazette"] It costs £1.50, or you could get somebody to photocopy it for you.
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Robin Cook : [on Tommy Cooper] Tommy used to pour gin on his breakfast cereal. Yes, he was a fan of Gordon's, but, then, aren't we all.
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Robin Cook : [a large amount of explosives have vanished from an army base in Iraq] A spokesman stated, "We want to make sure we get to the bottom of this." Although, given their previous record in this area, I'm not holding my breath.