Hercules (TV Series)

Hercules and the Prince of Thrace (1998)

Thomas Lennon: Atlas

Quotes 

• [Hercules and Adonis have found the Garden at the Edge of the World; they fly on Pegasus' back] 

  Adonis : Who is he?

  Hercules : Atlas, the titan who's cursed to forever hold up the sky.

  Adonis : I never realised there were so many curses till I had one myself.

  Atlas : Say, fellas, uh, help a titan out?

  Hercules : Heh-heh, sorry!

  [whispering to Adonis] 

  Hercules : Just be careful. He tries to trick people into holding it for him all the time.

  Atlas : Trick people? Listen, buddy, holding up the sky is an honour the gods bestowed upon me! I'm *proud* of it! It's just I've got this itch between my shoulder blades. If you could hold it for a sec or two...

  Hercules : [scoffs]  Nice try!

  [they fly away] 

  Atlas : Wait, no! Guys! It's been 3,000 years since my last potty break!

  [gasps and moans]