Here's Lucy (TV Series)

Lucy Visits Jack Benny (1968)

Jack Benny: Jack Benny

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• Jack Benny : [Assigning rooms, turns to Harry]  And you'll have Room 19 in that wing over there. It's a little more expensive, but it's worth it.

  Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter : Well, uh, if it's more expensive I don't think...

  Jack Benny : It overlooks Raquel Welch's patio. She takes sunbaths every day.

  Harrison Otis 'Harry' Carter : I'll take it!

  Jack Benny : It used to be my room, but I had to give it up. Doctor's orders.

• Lucy Carter : [Looking over the hotel register]  Gee, Mr. Benny, you certainly had a lot of celebrities staying here. Mr. and Mrs. Steve McQueen, and Mr. and Mrs. Kirk Douglas, and oh! Sheik Ben Abdul Fouad and wife and wife and wife and wife and wife.

  Jack Benny : That was such a busy week! And those camels walking around the pool drove me nuts.

• Lucy Carter : I think I'll join the children in the pool. Oh, there's no charge for swimming is there?

  Jack Benny : Oh, of course not.

  Lucy Carter : Good.

  Jack Benny : However, the towels are 11 cents each.