- [Grandpa believes he has died]
- Grandpa: Well, that's it. I must be in heaven. Oh, no! Oskar's here! This must be the other place!
- Grandpa: stop calling me "gramps". I'm not your gramps, you tiny, little shrimp.
- Ernie Potts: Touchy. Touchy!
- Oskar Kokoshka: Boy, the old man sure is cranky today.
- Mr. Hyunh: The old man can be cranky if he want to. Mind your own business.
- Grandpa: I'M CROAKING AT THE STROKE OF MIDNIGHT! Kinda puts a damper on your little plan doesn't it, Shortman?
- Ernie Potts: Is the old man?
- Mr. Hyunh: Yes. He finished!
- Oskar Kokoshka: Hooray, I win the pool! Ha ha he heh!
- Oskar Kokoshka: Oh great, now I lose the pool.
- Mr. Hyunh: [disappointed] You see that? I got all dressed up, and nothing!
- Grandpa: Oh, I'm an idiot! That's right. The family curse is 91, not 81! That means I have ten more years before I'm worm chow. I'm not going to die! At least not now.
- Grandpa: Now I have to decide which of the borders gets my matching set of croquet mallets.
- Oskar Kokoshka: I'll take them, Grandpa.
- Grandpa: [furious] Over my dead body, Kokoshka. You're not getting a single one, now beat it!
- [Oskar dashes off]
- Mr. Hyunh: Did Grandpa buy the farm yet?
- Oskar Kokoshka: Not yet, but if he kicks the bucket in the next two minutes, I win the pool.
- Gerald Johanssen: Family curse, huh? It just doesn't make any sense, Arnold. I mean, I always thought your grandpa was in great shape.
- Arnold: He bench-pressed 210 pounds.