- Connor MacLeod: As long as I can remember knowing you, you've had all the fun and most of the good women.
- Duncan 'Mac: Lately.
- Connor MacLeod: Lately?
- Duncan 'Mac: That's what I said.
- Connor MacLeod: What are you talking about?
- Duncan 'Mac: Well, I seem to remember that girl in London. The red head. Healthy girl.
- Connor MacLeod: Come on. That was nearly one hundred and sixty years ago.
- Duncan 'Mac: That's what I said. Lately.
- Connor MacLeod: You know what your problem is? You live in the past.
- Duncan 'Mac: I don't have a problem.
- Connor MacLeod: Yes, you do.
- Duncan 'Mac: No I don't.
- Connor MacLeod: Yes, you do.
- Duncan 'Mac: No, I don't. Stop arguing with me.
- Connor MacLeod: I'm not arguing.
- Duncan 'Mac: You're not?
- Connor MacLeod: No, it's conversation.
- Duncan 'Mac: Conversation?... Well then, end of conversation.
- Connor MacLeod: Oh sure, take the easy way out, like always... Duncan?
- Duncan 'Mac: What?
- [Connor punches Duncan out]
- Connor MacLeod: End of conversation.
- [Tessa and Duncan are making love and Duncan senses another immortal]
- Duncan 'Mac: I feel something.
- Tessa Noel: I should hope so!
- Duncan MacLeod: I told Tessa some of it. I thought I was out of it. She didn't need to know all the rules.
- Connor MacLeod: You're not out of it anymore! There can be only one. Remember that rule?
- Tessa Noel: One what? One of you? Only one Immortal left in the end? Is that it? And what does the winner get?
- Connor MacLeod: The last one will have the power of all the Immortals who ever lived, enough power to rule this planet forever. If someone like Slan is that last one, mankind will suffer an eternity of darkness from which it will never recover.
- Tessa Noel: And you didn't think this was important enough to mention?
- Duncan MacLeod: It's nothing new.
- Tessa Noel: It is for me.
- Connor MacLeod: You can't stay out of the Game, Duncan. You've tried before.
- Duncan MacLeod: Damn it, Connor! It had nothing to do with the Game and you know that.
- Connor MacLeod: As long as I can remember knowing you, you've had all the fun and most of the good women.
- Duncan MacLeod: Lately.
- Connor MacLeod: Lately?
- Duncan MacLeod: That's what I said.
- Connor MacLeod: What are you talking about?
- Duncan MacLeod: Well, I seem to remember that girl in London. The red head. Healthy girl.
- Connor MacLeod: Come on. That was nearly one hundred and sixty years ago.
- Duncan MacLeod: That's what I said. Lately.
- Richard H. 'Richie' Ryan: [immortals are fencing madly in front of Richie] I'm on, like, America's Funniest Home Videos, right?
- Connor MacLeod: Still worried about that pretty face of yours?
- Slan Quince: Just protecting my most valuable asset.
- Slan Quince: My challenge was to Duncan Macleod, not you, whoever you are.
- Connor MacLeod: I'm Connor Macleod. Same clan, different vintage.
- Slan Quince: Ah yes. You.
- [Connor and Duncan both lunge at Quince with their swords]
- Slan Quince: Ah! Not two against one. Tsk tsk tsk tsk.
- Slan Quince: You know what some wags call me? Slan the Cat, because I like to play with my victims first.