- Sgt. Howard Hunter: [during Roll Call] Sgt. Stanis Jablonski, Metro Police, retired, is going hunting with several of our colleagues.
- Sgt. Lucy Bates: They're going out to kill Bambi.
- [laughter and murmering from the other cops]
- Sgt. Lucy Bates: They're going out to slaughter poor defenceless creatures.
- Officer J.D. LaRue: Hey, if you can eat it, you can kill it.
- Sgt. Lucy Bates: Wanna keep your personal life to yourself, LaRue?