- Kinchloe: [Klink is calling Stalag 13 to found out if Col. Hogan is missing. Colonel Hogan's remaining crew intercept the call] Newkirk, Klink's on the phone from Paris. I got him on here, bypassed his office.
- Newkirk: [imitating their substitute kommandant] Capt. Gruber here. Jawol, Kommandant Klink. How's your stay in Paris?
- [pause]
- Newkirk: You thought you saw Col. Hogan? Impossible, Kommandant. He's here right outside the office.
- [another pause]
- Newkirk: You want to talk with him? Yes, Herr Kommandant, I'll have him brought to the phone.
- [takes the phone away from his head and covers the mouthpice]
- Newkirk: [normal voice] Get Colonel Hogan in Paris, fast!
- Kinchloe: Suppose he's not in?
- Newkirk: He ruddy well better be in!