- While trying to free the underground agent "Tiger" in Paris, Hogan must seek help from a Parisian fortune teller and also enlist the aid of a man who is a look-alike for Nazi Police Chief Heinrich Himmler!
- This is part 2 of a two-part episode.
Klink, Schultz, Hogan, are LeBeau are in occupied Paris. Tiger is in a Gestapo jail. Marya, the White Russian, is Gestapo Colonel Backscheider's astrologer.
At the start, Schultz is on the phone; Klink tells Schultz to send another staff car.
In the tunnel, Kinchloe is on the phone with Hogan; Hogan needs information, specifically the location of secret German fighter bases. Hogan asks Carter and Newkirk to go out tonight. Kinch says that they can't do it; Captain Gruber (who is commanding STALAG 13 in the absence of Klink) has 3 bed checks a night. Hogan tells Kinch that Klink can't get back to STALAG 13, as they stole his staff car.
Later, and Hogan and LeBeau are leaving the hotel, someone whistles. Marya is in a staff car; she motions them over to the car. She said that she bought it, but it was not cheap. Hogan tells LeBeau to get in the driver's seat and watch. Hogan gets in the back with Marya. She tells Hogan about her relationship with Backscheider. She asks Hogan when the allies are going to be opening a second front. Klink and Schultz come out and see the staff car. He talks to the driver; LeBeau tries to cover his face so Klink will not recognize him, and talks in French. Klink opens the back door, and sees Marya and a man (Hogan, who he does not recognize) in the back hissing. Marya is not pleased with the interruption, and tells the driver to drive away.
They go to Backscheider's office. In the office, Hogan (as escaped Sergeant Durkin, who is running a black market in the area) asks Backscheider about Underground agent Tiger. Backscheider says that he needs to know what she knows. Hogan/Durkin tells Backscheider about cognac available on the black market, and offers to cut him in for 50 percent. Hogan goes to Tiger. He finds a listening microphone, which has been moved from the last time he was there. He says that he may be able to get her out. Backscheider and Captain Muller are listening in, but can't hear anything as Hogan disconnected the microphone. Hogan says that he is going to mention fighter bases to Backscheider. Hogan/Durkin asks Tiger if she can give Backscheider a name - give him the name of Colonel Klink.
Backscheider says that Klink is in Paris on leave, and tells Muller to pick him up.
Hogan/Durkin tells Backscheider that Heinrich Himmler will be coming to Paris.
Later, in Marya's room, Backscheider asks Marya why Himmler is coming. Marya, acting as his astrologer, gives Backscheider a face reading, rubbing her fingers on his forehead. She tells him that he has tapped a phone in the hotel; Backscheider is surprised, he has not done so, but he should have. He then settles down and has Marya keep going. She asks him for some money, and he gives her some. Hogan and LeBeau are watching from behind a partition. LeBeau gets anxious are Marya doing something to Backscheider and almost says something; Hogan has to cover his mouth and drag him back out of sight. After Backscheider leaves, Hogan and LeBeau come out of hiding. Hogan gets mad at Marya about what she said. Hogan and LeBeau then leave; LeBeau then comes back in the door, blows a kiss at Marya, and Marya returns it.
Later, in Hogan's hotel room, Hogan and LeBeau are in the room. Hogan answers the phone as Durkin. Newkirk calls, impersonating Himmler. He will come to Paris to meet Durkin at 1000. Hogan asks what to do with Backscheider; Newkirk/Himmler says 'Nothing'. At the end of the call, Hogan calls him 'Heinrich'; Backscheider is listening in and is astounded 'He called him Heinrich!' Backscheider then wants his staff to stay up all night polishing and shining, in preparation for Himmler's arrival.
Schultz is in the hotel bar with Marya; he tells her that he saw Hogan. Hogan and LeBeau come in; Schultz tells them that Klink has been arrested by the Gestapo. Hogan tells him to get a drink. Marya tells Hogan that she knows about Hogan and his operation and plans. Hogan asks Marya to 'rent a Himmler'. Marya snaps her fingers, and a man comes in dressed as Himmler. He is actually another Russian agent, Antonovich. Hogan does not believe that he is Himmler, or he could pass for Himmler. Schultz comes back to the table with a drink; 'Himmler' convinces Schultz that he is Himmler; Hogan says that he could convince Schultz that HE (Hogan) is Himmler.
Backscheider and his assistant Corporal Sontag are at the airport, waiting for Himmler to arrive. Himmler is late. Sontag suggests to Backscheider that Himmler might not come on time, for security reasons. Backscheider agrees with Sontag and compliments him on his thought.
'Himmler' and Hogan come to Gestapo Headquarters. Marya calls Backscheider at the airport. Himmler braces Marya in the office, He asks for a map of the fighter bases; Marya says that the map is locked in the safe. Himmler says to break it open with an ax. Muller and others start chopping up a 'safe'.
'Himmler', Marya, and Hogan go to the basement to see Tiger. When they get there, they see Klink in his cell; Himmler asks who he is, and Marya tells him. Klink talks to him, saying that he is on leave that is ending tomorrow, and does not know why he was arrested. Himmler says to let him go, tomorrow. 'Himmler' leaves, and knocks his head on a pipe, and falls backwards. He is partially out of it, and his mustache starts to come off; he says 'Heil Czar'. Muller notices this, and is concerned. Hogan tries to cover for him. Hogan gets Tiger out, Tiger kisses Hogan, and they leave. Hogan, LeBeau, and Tiger leave in a staff car as Backscheider arrives. Backscheider asks what happened, and Marya tells them. Backscheider tells Sontag that he will never be more than a corporal.
At the end, Klink's staff car is back, with the luggage on the roof. Hogan and LeBeau are on the roof of the car, talking to Schultz. Hogan asks Schultz about returning the staff car. Klink comes out, and talks to Schultz about the trip, saying that it was horrible. Klink hears Hogan talking in the background under the tarp on the car. Klink thinks it is battle fatigue. He gets in the car and heads back to STALAG 13.
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