- Colonel Crittendon: No need to worry, I have a photographic memory. My mind is like a camera.
- Cpl. Peter Newkirk: Yeah, but how are you fixed for film?
- Colonel Crittendon: Who is on watch, Tobin?
- Commando Tobin: Me and, uh, Digby, sir.
- [Pats Digby on the head]
- Commando Digby: [Grunts, while half asleep]
- Carter: You escaped, and that must have been a pretty neat trick.
- LeBeau: Yeah, how did you manage to get away?
- Colonel Crittendon: Well, they ordered us into the back of the truck. After the last man was in, I waited for them to make room for me. And while I was waiting, the truck drove off.