- Col. Robert E. Hogan: Ah, Major Hochstetter, always a pleasure to see your smiling face. Uh, did you come on military business, or is this a social call?
- Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is it at your camp, Klink? Everybody thinks I'm a social butterfly.
- Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Are you aware that, last Monday night, an American plane dropped a bomb on Gestapo headquarters? Demolished the building, wiped out the garrison, killed Kommandant Hedrick, knocked the Fuhrer's picture off the wall and everything.
- Col. Wilhelm Klink: No, sir. I was playing pinochle with Captain Broomschmeel.
- Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: It was a great personal loss to me.
- Col. Wilhelm Klink: It was a great personal loss to me. He took me for 50 marks.