Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

German Bridge Is Falling Down (1965)

John Banner: Sgt. Schultz

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Quotes 

• Colonel Klink : If the prisoners ask any questions about these explosions, you know nothing; you are ignorant.

  Schultz : Oh, I can handle that.

  Colonel Klink : I know.

• Schultz : [reading graffiti]  Hess is a mess. Himmler is a rat fink. Goering is a fat rat fink. Colonel Klink is... heh... bucking for rat fink.

• Col. Robert E. Hogan : Temper, TEMPER, Colonel. Your men can paint out those words in a couple hours.

  Colonel Klink : MY men? YOUR men! They will paint this entire building at once, THEN we'll talk about punishment. Schultz!

  Schultz : Jawohl, Herr Kommendant.

  Colonel Klink : Issue paints and brushes to these assassins at once.

  Schultz : Jawohl, Herr Kommendant!

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Now, wait a minute, Colonel, I protest! Prisoners of war are not required to do this kind of work.

  [to Schultz] 

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : We'll need a tarp, a big one.

  [back to Klink] 

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : And besides that, it's against all the rules of civilized warfare!

  [to Schultz] 

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Need a couple ladders, tall.

  Schultz : Jawohl!

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : [back to Klink]  Not only...

  Colonel Klink : [stamping his foot twice]  Another word out of you, Hogan, and your men will be painting this building for the entire war - in chains!

• Schultz : [greeting Helga flirtatiously]  Wie geht's, baby.

• Schultz : There's more traffic here than downtown Berlin.

  Colonel Klink : Paint fumes gather underneath the tarp, Schultz. They have to clear their heads.

  Schultz : I wish I had a drugstore on *this* corner.