Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
German Bridge Is Falling Down (1965)
Werner Klemperer: Col. Klink
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Quotes
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Colonel Klink : If the prisoners ask any questions about these explosions, you know nothing; you are ignorant.
Schultz : Oh, I can handle that.
Colonel Klink : I know.
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : [about his men] Eh, they keep saying there's a lot of human being left in Colonel Klink.
Colonel Klink : Hm! Those fools.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : I told 'em they were wrong.
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Colonel Klink : If these orders are not carried out, you and the messenger will be court-martialed, shot and sent to the Russian front.
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : Temper, TEMPER, Colonel. Your men can paint out those words in a couple hours.
Colonel Klink : MY men? YOUR men! They will paint this entire building at once, THEN we'll talk about punishment. Schultz!
Schultz : Jawohl, Herr Kommendant.
Colonel Klink : Issue paints and brushes to these assassins at once.
Schultz : Jawohl, Herr Kommendant!
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Now, wait a minute, Colonel, I protest! Prisoners of war are not required to do this kind of work.
[to Schultz]
Col. Robert E. Hogan : We'll need a tarp, a big one.
[back to Klink]
Col. Robert E. Hogan : And besides that, it's against all the rules of civilized warfare!
[to Schultz]
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Need a couple ladders, tall.
Schultz : Jawohl!
Col. Robert E. Hogan : [back to Klink] Not only...
Colonel Klink : [stamping his foot twice] Another word out of you, Hogan, and your men will be painting this building for the entire war - in chains!
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Colonel Klink : Without requisitions there would be no war.
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Colonel Klink : No, no, no, no, no! A pink building on a military establishment, are you mad? If you think I wouldn't turn you over to the Gestapo, you are sadly mistaken.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Come on, Colonel. It's about time we got a little color in the war. Everything is so drab.
Colonel Klink : PAINT IT AGAIN!
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Schultz : There's more traffic here than downtown Berlin.
Colonel Klink : Paint fumes gather underneath the tarp, Schultz. They have to clear their heads.
Schultz : I wish I had a drugstore on *this* corner.
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Colonel Klink : I will throw them in the cooler for life, even after the war... even if we lose!