- Col. Hogan: Now, who is going to step forward and take this job - Thank You, LeBeau.
- LeBeau: I didn't Move A Muscle.
- Col. Hogan: You're that Volunteer Look.
- LeBeau: That's how I got Married - volunteer the same way.
- LeBeau: Gee, I couldn't help from being late, Colonel. The Patrol stop me. The area was crawling with krauts. I had to make a big detour to get back.
- Carter: You could have moved a little faster.
- LeBeau: Oh-yeah? I'm dressed like a little old woman. And, why would a little old woman be running through the woods? You tell me that.
- Newkirk: You always say you were being chased by a little old man.