Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
Hogan Springs (1966)
Bob Crane: Col. Hogan
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Quotes
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Sgt. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe : Oh, Colonel, we got roll call in a few minutes.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : [staying with the radio] Right. If I'm not there, start without me.
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : Before the war I was a plumber's helper. That's how I got my commission in the air corps.
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Cpl. Louis LeBeau : Colonel, there's no such things as an interlocking granistan joint.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Why didn't you tell me that before? You know I hate to lie to the Germans.
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : [to Newkirk] And you didn't want our son to study chemistry.
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Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : I think there is something funny going on here - MONKEY business!
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Don't think too much, Schultz. Brings on your headaches.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Hm! Jolly joker.
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General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : Klink, what am I going to do with you?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : General, I have a suggestion.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Hogan...
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Next time you guys start a war, make him stay out of it.
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : Do you think that a card would be appropriate?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Oh, absolutely, sir. Absolutely.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Oh, all right.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : [dictating] To my belovéd Führer...
Col. Wilhelm Klink : [writing] To my belovéd Führer...
Col. Robert E. Hogan : ...from a grateful kommandant.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : ...from a grateful kommandant.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Thanks for a wonderful war.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Thanks for a wonderful...
[Klink looks at Hogan]
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : First thing is to get you into Stalag 13.
Sparrow : You hide us in a prisoner of war camp?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : We're the only motel for miles around.
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : Okay, we start digging.
Cpl. Peter Newkirk : Right. First thing in the morning, we start digging.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : We dig now.
Cpl. Peter Newkirk : Oh, have a heart, Colonel. We've been out here muckin' about for hours. We're done in. We'll do a lot better after a good night's kip.
[silence]
Cpl. Peter Newkirk : Well, legally you can't demand that we dig now. It-it's inhuman, indecent, and it's impossible. Right, men?
[silence]
Cpl. Peter Newkirk : Well, why are we standing around when we should be workin', eh? Go on.
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : Colonel, you're asking and answering your own questions. That's tops in German efficiency.
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : Incredible! I always come up with an idea, don't I?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Sometimes your brilliance is dazzling.