Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

Is There a Traitor in the House? (1969)

Antoinette Bower: Berlin Betty

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Quotes 

• Berlin Betty : Colonel Klink?

  Col. Klink : Yes, I am.

  Berlin Betty : You must be Corporal Newkirk.

  [Newkirk gulps] 

  Berlin Betty : [notices that Klink's coat is catching fire from Newkirk's cigar]  Colonel, I believe you're on fire.

  [Klink nods] 

  Newkirk : No, I am.

  Col. Klink : You're right.

  [notices that his coat is smoking] 

  Col. Klink : FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!

  [Newkirk throws water onto the smoking spot of Klink's coat] 

  Newkirk : There, that ought to do it, sir.

  Col. Klink : Thank you so much.

  Berlin Betty : Corporal Newkirk, Dr. Goebels' most grateful for your contribution to the Third Reich, and of course, to your own country. You will be amply rewarded.

  Newkirk : Thank you, Fraulein.

  Berlin Betty : Betty?

  [looking coyly at Newkirk] 

  Newkirk : Thank you, Betty. I've already written me speech. Would you like to take a look at it?

  [takes out his speech and shows it to Berlin Betty] 

  Berlin Betty : Yes, I... I believe that will be most effective, but, uh, perhaps we should discuss this privately. Mm?

  Col. Klink : And I thought perhaps you might be able to use me on your broadcast. I'm told I have a fantastic voice.

  Berlin Betty : Really?

  Col. Klink : Oh, yes. In the Luftwaffe, I was always chosen to broadcast from the tower because of my, uh, resonance, my projection, and my incredible diction.

  Berlin Betty : How interesting.

  Col. Klink : [imitating calling on an airfield radio, with one hand to his ear, simulating an earpiece]  Schwartz Airfield calling Messerschmitt 2... 7... 1...

  Newkirk : I haven't heard a voice like that since Eric von Stroheim.

  Berlin Betty : Now, would you mind, Colonel? I would like to discuss the Corporal's speech with him. Uh, may we use your quarters?

  Col. Klink : Why, of course! Everything is ready! Schultz!

• Berlin Betty : I think of you as a very young, charming, attractive man, who doesn't want to see his countrymen killed. That is a patriot.

  Newkirk : I like that description.

  Berlin Betty : Patriot?

  Newkirk : Attractive and charming.