Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
Is There a Traitor in the House? (1969)
Werner Klemperer: Col. Klink
Quotes
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Berlin Betty : Colonel Klink?
Col. Klink : Yes, I am.
Berlin Betty : You must be Corporal Newkirk.
[Newkirk gulps]
Berlin Betty : [notices that Klink's coat is catching fire from Newkirk's cigar] Colonel, I believe you're on fire.
[Klink nods]
Newkirk : No, I am.
Col. Klink : You're right.
[notices that his coat is smoking]
Col. Klink : FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!
[Newkirk throws water onto the smoking spot of Klink's coat]
Newkirk : There, that ought to do it, sir.
Col. Klink : Thank you so much.
Berlin Betty : Corporal Newkirk, Dr. Goebels' most grateful for your contribution to the Third Reich, and of course, to your own country. You will be amply rewarded.
Newkirk : Thank you, Fraulein.
Berlin Betty : Betty?
[looking coyly at Newkirk]
Newkirk : Thank you, Betty. I've already written me speech. Would you like to take a look at it?
[takes out his speech and shows it to Berlin Betty]
Berlin Betty : Yes, I... I believe that will be most effective, but, uh, perhaps we should discuss this privately. Mm?
Col. Klink : And I thought perhaps you might be able to use me on your broadcast. I'm told I have a fantastic voice.
Berlin Betty : Really?
Col. Klink : Oh, yes. In the Luftwaffe, I was always chosen to broadcast from the tower because of my, uh, resonance, my projection, and my incredible diction.
Berlin Betty : How interesting.
Col. Klink : [imitating calling on an airfield radio, with one hand to his ear, simulating an earpiece] Schwartz Airfield calling Messerschmitt 2... 7... 1...
Newkirk : I haven't heard a voice like that since Eric von Stroheim.
Berlin Betty : Now, would you mind, Colonel? I would like to discuss the Corporal's speech with him. Uh, may we use your quarters?
Col. Klink : Why, of course! Everything is ready! Schultz!