- Hogan: [about famous artists] It wasn't until after they were *dead* that they were famous.
- Colonel Klink: But that would mean I would have to be dead first!
- Hogan: *Uh-Huh!*
- Colonel Klink: [while Klink has been talking to Hogan, Langenscheidt has been helping the heroes assemble a 'puzzle', which is actually a torn-up map]
- [going to leave]
- Colonel Klink: Langenscheidt.
- [the Corporal goes on with the puzzle]
- Colonel Klink: Langenscheidt! This is for the prisoners! Find some other way to amuse yourself!