- Col. Wilhelm Klink: Good riddance!
- Col. Robert E. Hogan: Hochstetter's not such a bad guy, sir.
- Col. Wilhelm Klink: There's one nice thing about his being here. It's so good when he leaves.
- [Hochstetter wakes Klink up in the middle of the night]
- Colonel Klink: Heil Hitler!
- Schultz: No, no, it is Major Hochstetter.
- Colonel Klink: Heil Hochstetter!