Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
Operation Briefcase (1966)
Richard Dawson: Newkirk
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Quotes
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : Now, men, I have a very important announcement to make.
Cpl. Peter Newkirk : [jeering] Hey, they're gonna surrender.
Cpl. Louis LeBeau : Smart move!
Sgt. Andrew Carter : [playing along further down the line] Hey, the Krauts are gonna surrender.
POW #2 : Who told you?
Sgt. Andrew Carter : I just heard it.
POW #2 : [as some of the prisoners begin to cheer and applaud] Hey, the Krauts are surrenderin'.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Colonel Hogan, control your men.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Aw, I can't, sir. The news of your surrendering is...
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Who said anything about a surrender?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : You did, sir.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : When?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Just now. You used the word yourself.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Only to deny it!
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Well, it had to start somewhere.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Silence!
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Okay, men! The surrender's off!
[the men vocalize their disappointment]
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : [at roll call] Schultz, why don't you take off your shoes and socks? You're running out of fingers.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Err, don't confuse me!
Cpl. Peter Newkirk : Hey, Schultz, why don't you count our legs and divide by two?
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Quiet!
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Cpl. Peter Newkirk : [while running a casino in the barracks] Schultz, the complaint department's on the roof. Take the elevator.