Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

Reservations Are Required (1965)

Bob Crane: Col. Hogan

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• Col. Robert E. Hogan : [to Col. Klink]  Who would want to escape from all this beauty?

  Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : [savoring the irony]  All this beauty!

• Col. Wilhelm Klink : Where are the two prisoners who tried to escape?

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : If you stood any closer to them, your Iron Cross would get rusty.

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Oh, you fools. Here's my reward. Thirty days in the cooler. Take them away

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Thirty days is an cruel and human unjustified punishment, to be inflicted only by a sadist.

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : Flattery will gain you nothing, my dear, Colonel.

• Col. Robert E. Hogan : Schultz, what would you say if I told you there were a couple of prisoners in that water tank, huh?

  Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Good luck to them. What would they be doing in there?

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : What's the first thing that comes to your mind?

  Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : They are thirsty?

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Now, come on, think of something crazy.

  Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : They are trying to escape?