Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

Sergeant Schultz Meets Mata Hari (1967)

Howard Caine: Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter

Quotes 

• Eva Mueller : [Being shown a picture of Sgt. Schultz]  It should not be difficult, this one looks stupid.

  Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Why not? He studied under Colonel Klink.

• Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : [after being made a joke]  Klink, you are the Kommandant here. Do you allow this sort of thing?

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : The men responsible for this will be confined to barracks for two weeks.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : That's cruel and inhuman punishment.

  Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Klink, a German officer has been insulted.

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : All potato rations are cut in half for ten days.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : That's a terrible thing to do.

  Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter : Do you consider this adequate punishment, Kom-man-dant?

  Col. Wilhelm Klink : The Ping-Pong tournament is canceled.

  Col. Robert E. Hogan : Now, that's the worst blow of all.