- Col. Robert E. Hogan: Anybody speak German?
- Captain: [speaking German] Yes, Colonel, I speak and understand German.
- Sgt. Andrew Carter: Wow, like a native.
- Col. Klink: Where was I?
- Sofia Lindemann: My eyes.
- Col. Klink: Oh yes, oh yes, They sparkle like 37-millimeter anti-aircraft shells bursting in the dark sky.
- Major Strauss: What can I possibly learn from him? I already know how to wear a monacle.
- Col. Klink: Perhaps you could use it to look for your missing prisoners.