Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

The Big Picture (1969)

John Banner: Sgt. Schultz

Quotes 

• Sgt. Schultz : Colonel Hogan, what should I do, sue the Luftwaffe for my pay?

  Col. Hogan : You accept what they give you, Schultz, or sue them and wait for the rest at the Russian front.

• Sgt. Schultz : Oh boy am I in trouble! When I send my wife only half the money she usually gets, oh boy!

  Col. Hogan : Straighten it out when you go home on leave.

  Sgt. Schultz : She'll straighten me out.

  Col. Hogan : Then don't go home.

  Sgt. Schultz : She'll come and get me.

• Col. Klink : Schultz, is money all that concerns you? Don't you ever think of the experience you're getting in the service?

  Sgt. Schultz : Kommandant, couldn't I get experience on full pay?

  Col. Klink : Doesn't it mean anything to you to serve the Führer?

  Sgt. Schultz : Is the Führer on half pay?

  Col. Klink : Don't you have any love for your fatherland?

  Sgt. Schultz : Oh, I do, Herr Kommandant, I do. But couldn't I have love and money?

• Col. Hogan : A deal's a deal, Schultz.

  Sgt. Schultz : But a wife is a wife.

  Col. Hogan : You didn't have to marry her.

  Sgt. Schultz : Now you give me advice. Where were you when I needed you?