- Olsen: [after meeting Carter in the woods; to the dogs that have come after him] Not yet, stupid! After I get clear!
- [the dogs sit and wait patiently]
- Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Col Hogan needs to create a diversion to sneak a prisoner out of the camp] I'm gonna cancel today's football game.
- Vladimir Minsk: Aw Colonel, I was all set to play full-back today!
- Col. Robert E. Hogan: Now I know I gotta cancel the football game.