Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
The Late Inspector General (1965)
Bob Crane: Col. Hogan
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Quotes
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : Yes, but what miracle could possibly save me now?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Think that the train will blow up.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : The train will blow up?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Only if you believe.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : [checking wristwatch] And you better do it quick.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : I believe.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : [checking wristwatch] Once again.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : I believe! Oh, this is ridiculous.
[a ground-shaking explosion is felt and heard]
Col. Wilhelm Klink : What was that?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Sounded like a train blowin' up.
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General von Platzen : And your explanation, Colonel Dugan...
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Hogan.
General von Platzen : ...for zhe boom boom and all of that?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : A legitimate escape attempt by men tortured beyond the limit of their endurance.
General von Platzen : Ach, so. A strange coincidence that it should occur during my visit.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Well, to be honest with you, it was a slip up in our intelligence.
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : [hearing a British news broadcast somewhere in the barracks] Where does that voice come from?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : From the accent I'd say England.
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : Look, uh, change the signal for the diversion. When you see me come out of Klink's office, that'll be it. Then Olsen takes off and blows up the choo-choo train.
Sgt. Andrew Carter : When you come out of Klink's office, that's it?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Yeah.
Sgt. Andrew Carter : What if you get held up in there?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : I'll tell 'im we have a train to catch.
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : Inspector General of the armies of the Third Reich. Now, he's due to arrive here any moment.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Here? Why wasn't I notified?
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Why should you be?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Why shouldn't I be?
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General von Platzen : Mainly, you just sit vhere and look pretty.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Thanks, I will.
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Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Colonel Hogan, Herr Kommandant demands that I find the radio even if I have to take apart the barracks nail by nail with my teeth.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : That's fine with us, Schultz. Go ahead.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Oh, please, Colonel Hogan, it would make things so much easier if YOU would find the radio for me. ANY radio.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : All right. Sounds reasonable enough. Kinch, help him out, will ya?
Sgt. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe : Sure, Colonel. Come on.
[open a footlocker packed with radios, wristwatches, pocket watches and other goods]
Sgt. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe : There you are. Take your choice.
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : Carter, get into a German uniform. I need another German.
Sgt. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe : How about me?
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : Sometimes I just talk too much.
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : If I told you once I told you a thousand times - "Don't over-do it, don't oversell," right? - then *I* went out and did it.