Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
The Late Inspector General (1965)
Werner Klemperer: Col. Klink
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Quotes
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : Yes, but what miracle could possibly save me now?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Think that the train will blow up.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : The train will blow up?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Only if you believe.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : [checking wristwatch] And you better do it quick.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : I believe.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : [checking wristwatch] Once again.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : I believe! Oh, this is ridiculous.
[a ground-shaking explosion is felt and heard]
Col. Wilhelm Klink : What was that?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Sounded like a train blowin' up.
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : [hearing a British news broadcast somewhere in the barracks] Where does that voice come from?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : From the accent I'd say England.
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General von Platzen : Klink, do you consider yourself competent enough to undertake the task of arresting yourself?
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Jawohl! Arrest... myself?
General von Platzen : Only until I get back to Berlin, then I will have professionals arrest you.
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : Inspector General of the armies of the Third Reich. Now, he's due to arrive here any moment.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Here? Why wasn't I notified?
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Why should you be?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Why shouldn't I be?
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : [Schultz is looking under the hood of a broken down car] Any damage to the motor?
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : [sees that there is no motor] What motor?
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Col. Wilhelm Klink : General, I can assure you I will find that radio if Sergeant Schultz will have to tear the barracks apart by tearing out each nail with his teeth.