Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
The Merry Widow (1970)
Marj Dusay: Countess Marlene
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Quotes
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Col. Klink : [Countess Marlene opens the door to her apartment] Good evening.
Countess Marlene : Good evening, Colonel. Come in.
[Klink walks into her apartment]
Countess Marlene : You're late.
Col. Klink : Oh, I'm sorry. There was an emergency at camp. A top-level decision. The traffic was terrible. I hurried as much as I could, honest.
Countess Marlene : Just so that you're here. Sometimes, Colonel, it pays to keep a woman waiting. I've heard so much about you. You're much better looking than pictures. And I've waited such a long time for this little rendezvous.
Col. Klink : Have you?
Countess Marlene : Mm. And now that I'm close to you, I find you even more attractive than I thought. Those blue eyes... that full mouth... Mm. I'm in the presence of a love god.
[kisses Klink]
Countess Marlene : Oh, you shouldn't have done that!
Col. Klink : I lost control.
Countess Marlene : Some wine, Colonel.
Col. Klink : Please.
[Countess Marlene pours a glass for Klink]
Countess Marlene : You know, I'm think I finally met my match.
[spills wine on Klink]
Countess Marlene : Oh, I'm so sorry!
Col. Klink : Oh, it's nothing. It's just a little stain.
Countess Marlene : You better take that off.
Col. Klink : Oh, yes, I will, I will.
[as he takes off his coat, Countess Marlene hands him a night gown]
Col. Klink : Oh, thank you.
Countess Marlene : Here, slip this on while I try to clean that.
Col. Klink : Do you know that a suspicious person might think that you done this purposely?
Countess Marlene : I'll be back in a minute. Don't... make me hunger all the more for your lips.
Col. Klink : Oh, hurry, please.
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Countess Marlene : I was thinking of a souvenir. Something I could have and care for. A lock of your hair?
[looks at Klink's bald head]
Countess Marlene : No.
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Col. Hogan : He's going to play hard to get.
Countess Marlene : Hard to get? Him? He should give stamps.
