Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)

The Merry Widow (1970)

Werner Klemperer: Col. Klink

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• Col. Klink : [Countess Marlene opens the door to her apartment]  Good evening.

  Countess Marlene : Good evening, Colonel. Come in.

  [Klink walks into her apartment] 

  Countess Marlene : You're late.

  Col. Klink : Oh, I'm sorry. There was an emergency at camp. A top-level decision. The traffic was terrible. I hurried as much as I could, honest.

  Countess Marlene : Just so that you're here. Sometimes, Colonel, it pays to keep a woman waiting. I've heard so much about you. You're much better looking than pictures. And I've waited such a long time for this little rendezvous.

  Col. Klink : Have you?

  Countess Marlene : Mm. And now that I'm close to you, I find you even more attractive than I thought. Those blue eyes... that full mouth... Mm. I'm in the presence of a love god.

  [kisses Klink] 

  Countess Marlene : Oh, you shouldn't have done that!

  Col. Klink : I lost control.

  Countess Marlene : Some wine, Colonel.

  Col. Klink : Please.

  [Countess Marlene pours a glass for Klink] 

  Countess Marlene : You know, I'm think I finally met my match.

  [spills wine on Klink] 

  Countess Marlene : Oh, I'm so sorry!

  Col. Klink : Oh, it's nothing. It's just a little stain.

  Countess Marlene : You better take that off.

  Col. Klink : Oh, yes, I will, I will.

  [as he takes off his coat, Countess Marlene hands him a night gown] 

  Col. Klink : Oh, thank you.

  Countess Marlene : Here, slip this on while I try to clean that.

  Col. Klink : Do you know that a suspicious person might think that you done this purposely?

  Countess Marlene : I'll be back in a minute. Don't... make me hunger all the more for your lips.

  Col. Klink : Oh, hurry, please.