- Sgt. Andrew Carter: Let's get out of here!
- Col. Robert E. Hogan: Let's get our prisoner first.
- Sgt. Andrew Carter: We haven't got time... Our what? We can't keep a prisoner!
- Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, we've got our own prison. What better place to keep him.
- Sgt. Andrew Carter: But we're prisoners!
- Col. Robert E. Hogan: So what? Just because we're prisoners doesn't mean we can't have our own prisoners.
- Sgt. Andrew Carter: It's impossible.
- Col. Robert E. Hogan: There's a rule or something? The Geneva Convention - not a word. We got our rights; we're as good as they are. Look, if the Germans can have an American prisoner, why can't the Americans have a German prisoner. If we're wrong, what are they going to do? Lock us up?
- [Hogan decides to destroy the German ammo dump unsuccessfully attacked by Sergeant Orchard and his men]
- Sergeant Walters: You're thinking of going there?
- Col. Robert E. Hogan: Why not? It's in the neighborhood.
- Sergeant Walters: You mean you're going to stage a raid from a prison camp? You must be daft! That's fifty miles away through the heart of Germany. How are you going to get there?
- Col. Robert E. Hogan: Through our local travelers aid man, Colonel Klink
- [Hogan is trying to trick General Schmidt into revealing the location of his secret headquarters]
- Col. Robert E. Hogan: He won't talk to save his life... or will he? I think the general's going to be ill - deathly ill. Newkirk, we have a job for the Mighty Hogan Art Players.
- Col. Robert E. Hogan: I'm an ambitious man and I see the way the war is going. Today you have Europe. Tomorrow, you'll be in America.
- General Karl Schmidt: Ja, what is it you want?
- Col. Robert E. Hogan: Cleveland.