Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
The Sergeant's Analyst (1970)
John Banner: Sgt. Schultz
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Quotes
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General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : [catching Schultz asleep] On your feet Schultz!
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : General Burkhalter, what are you doing here?
General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : First suppose you tell me what you were doing there.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : Well...
General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : Your lying!
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : You see...
General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter : Enough! I don't want to hear any more of your lies.
Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : That's the only one I had.
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Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : [after being told he does not have to transfer] You mean I do not have to go?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : You heard the commandant, now back to your post.
Col. Wilhelm Klink : Schultz, so you made a few stupid mistakes. You're lazy, you're fat, you sleep on duty. Still, you're a likable clod.
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Sgt. Hans Georg Schultz : I'm in very bad health. My head, my back, my heart, a bullet in any one of those places could be fatal.