- General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We are here on a rather delicate matter - internal service politics.
- Col. Wilhelm Klink: You have certainly come to the right man for delicate matters.
- General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Your career is a delicate matter.
- Col. Robert E. Hogan: I won't order Kinch to fight Bruno. I can't... but, well, if he doesn't accept the challenge, I'd just hate the idea of commanding Hogan's Cowards.
- Col. Wilhelm Klink: You knock him out or you'll be fighting a Russian bear for the Stalingrad championship.
- General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: And guess who will be in your corner, shivering?
- General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Is it possible I have been underestimating you all these years, Klink?... No, it's not possible.