Hogan's Heroes (TV Series)
Will the Real Colonel Klink Please Stand Up Against the Wall? (1968)
Bob Crane: Col. Hogan
Quotes
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : Have you got everything straight?
Sgt. Andrew Carter : [dressed as Klink] Maybe you better run through it once more. Klink isn't too bright, you know.
[laughs. LeBeau glares at him]
Sgt. Andrew Carter : At 9:55, I go into the station master, and I tell him I have this package that has to go out on the Berlin Express. It's of great military importance.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : And if he asks any questions?
Sgt. Andrew Carter : I yell and scream at him, call him a few twelve-letter names, and if he still gives me an argument, I... think of something else.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Carter, you overpower him quickly and quietly.
Sgt. Andrew Carter : I think it's much safer to think of something else.
Cpl. Peter Newkirk : Andrew, the station master is a little old man.
Sgt. Andrew Carter : Uh-huh, and sometimes little old men have big old guns.
Col. Robert E. Hogan : Carter, civilians aren't allowed to carry firearms, and besides Kinch'll be outside if you need any help.
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Col. Robert E. Hogan : Just because we're enemies is no reason we can't be friends.
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Col. Klink : I wonder what was on that train that was so important.
[Explosion. Large object flies through window]
Col. Robert E. Hogan : [Picks up large object that flew through window, holds it up so Klink can see it] I think it was airplane parts.
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Maj. Hochstetter : Exactly what time did this happen?
Col. Robert E. Hogan : About 11 o'clock. That's about right, isn't it, Schultz?
Sgt. Schultz : Three minutes after.
Maj. Hochstetter : Three minutes after? You just happened to look at you watch, huh?
Sgt. Schultz : No sir, I happened to sit on it. It stopped at the very time.