Home Improvement (TV Series)
'Twas the Flight Before Christmas (1995)
Tim Allen: Tim Taylor
Quotes
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Al Borland : On the other hand...
Tim : Al, that's 8 hands. Why not take one of them and slap yourself?
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The Clerk : Would you gentlemen care for some flight insurance?
Tim , Al Borland : No!
The Clerk : Okay, but if your plane crashes, you'll be sorry.
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Woman : [Al's pager goes off] Excuse me, sir, are you by chance a doctor?
Tim : He's a mama's boy.
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Tim : What is a clown doing next to baby Jesus?
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Ilene Markham : Al, you are 37 years old, don't you think it's time to cut the cord?
Al Borland : Cut the cord?
Tim : Cut the cord? That's the only extension cord I've got to handle those lights.
Al Borland : This is not about your stupid lights. My relationship with Ilene is hanging in the balance.
Tim : So the extension cord's okay?