Home Improvement (TV Series)

Abandoned Family (1992)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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Quotes 

• Wilson : [outtake]  I'm reminded of Galileo.

  Tim : Yeah, I love his wine.

  Wilson : No, Tim, no no no. I'm talking about the 17th century astronomer. He was... A very fat man.

• Tim : Hey! I'll make you a gingerbread house.

  Mark Taylor : Really?

  Tim : Yeah, and not just some dinky little house, we'll get a gingerbread full-service truck and auto service center.

• Jill Taylor : The whole time that I'm working, I'm worried about what's going on at the house. And when I'm at the house, I'm worried about work. I just wish there were two of me.

  Tim : Do I sleep in the middle?

• Jill Taylor : Whoa! This icing is really bad.

  Tim : That's 'cause it's not icing.

  Jill Taylor : Huh?

  Tim : That's polyvinyl acetate caulking compound. You've just weather-proofed your tongue, honey.

• Brad Taylor : It's crooked.

  Tim : I designed it this way. This is a gingerbread truck and auto service center, after a major earthquake.