Home Improvement (TV Series)

Abandoned Family (1992)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Quotes 

• Jill Taylor : The whole time that I'm working, I'm worried about what's going on at the house. And when I'm at the house, I'm worried about work. I just wish there were two of me.

  Tim : Do I sleep in the middle?

• Jill Taylor : Whoa! This icing is really bad.

  Tim : That's 'cause it's not icing.

  Jill Taylor : Huh?

  Tim : That's polyvinyl acetate caulking compound. You've just weather-proofed your tongue, honey.