Home Improvement (TV Series)

Aisle See You in My Dreams (1993)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

Quotes 

• Tim : [to Mark]  Let me give you some guidelines: if something good happens to you, and Brad and Randy are happy, it's probably not a good thing.

• Al : [about dessert]  I brought a very lovely tart.

  Tim : Al, that's no way to talk about Ilene.

• Jill : Don't you think before you make these stupid jokes?

  Tim : I couldn't help it. She set me up. She said 'horse'.

  Jill : Oh and the only thing you could come up with was, "At least she's not cooking bicycle shorts"?

• Al : Ilene!

  Tim : Of course you lean. You're lopsided.